This Just In: Suggestions for Kerry's Cabinet

I love this!

My Mom gave me a subscription to "The Progressive" as a gift. I think I asked for "In These Times," but whatever. It has been SO LONG since I've read any actual Liberal Media. I got a little high reading the last issue. This one just came last week. Oh God, I'm getting Liberal Media from Illinois, and I'm in New York City and feel lost in a sea of conservatives. What the hell planet am I on!?