To the lonely, blonde, bitter single woman down the hall,
You aren't pretty enough to be a goldigger, so stop bragging about how you need to be bought diamond jewelry or a man isn't worth your time. You don't have a man in your life and have never been married. The material girl image isn't working for you.
And I have a right to my happiness. I paid my dues. If you choose to blame the rest of the world for your lack of fulfillment, don't come spreading your malhumeur all over my $35 blowout.
Get a shrink, for god's sake. And try a miniskirt while you're at it. If you can't handle relationships at least go get yourself laid. A good orgasm once every ten years does wonders for your attitude. Here, have a condom.
*toss*
There's a bar down the street full of hot firemen that will be happy to release as much of that pent-up hostility as you're willing to let go.
Oh wait. You need that, don't you? That's the entire basis for your personality.
Never mind. Just go away.
*taking back the condom*
Sincerely,
MzOuiser
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A bit harsh, don't you think?
"If you can't handle relationships at least go get yourself laid. A good orgasm once every ten years does wonders for your attitude."
Wait until you're over 50. This is easier said than done for some people.
:snicker:
Anon: This person is far from 50. And my harshness is nothing compared to the bitter vitriol she was spewing here yesterday.
Some people just choose to be victims. It's the only way they know how to get attention. I feel sorry for them... to a point.
If you've never chosen to be a victim (and how do you know who chooses to be a victim and who doesn't anyhow) and have never tried to get attention cast the first stone.
Some people find it hard to get laid, others find it hard to get hired. Identify don't compare.
Maybe she has a shrink and the fireman aren't interested or she's afraid of them and wishes she weren't.
You're better than this post and you know it.
Well, Anonymous, I'm sorry I disappointed you, and thanks for the vote of confidence. I guess since it's my blog I can bitch if I want to. You're free to take it personally or not.
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